cute-sexual:

esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

sasshole

jcatgrl:

karkaties:

You have trouble with homophones? Hear, here.

*pats you on the back* there, their, they’re, it’s alright.

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

You have trouble with homophones? Hear, here.

hiddles-batched:

destielandjohnlock-inthetardis:

saywheeeeee:

louistheking:

i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet 

And in that moment, I swear we were all Sherlock.

#philosophy of the fanfic writers

shikajika:

ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender